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NARUTO fanfiction [07 Jul 2020|07:07am]
[ mood | all right ]
[ music | Michael Kamen - Robin Hood OST ]

the Easygoing series
Some of these hint at being related, though not necessarily; all are smutty. These aren't in chronological order.
Morning Routine (NC-17)
Forest Scene (NC-17)
Kiba Gropes Naruto (NC-17)
Skies & Spies (R)
Stormworks (R)
narutoVision (R)
Shower Scene (NC-17)
Cajun Kiba (NC-17)
Mud Land (Kiba/Deidara - NC-17)
Spiraling Sharks (Naruto/Kisame - NC-17)
Naruto à la mode (NC-17)
Bidet Jutsu (NC-17)
Peanut Butter Jelly Time (Naruto/Akamaru - NC-17)
Castle KibaNaru (PG)
Candy Kiss (PG-13)
Bragging Rights (R)
Is This Gonna Give Me Warts? (R)

Good Times
These are some of the fond memories shared by Kiba, Naruto, Shikamaru, and/or Chouji.
Cucumber Surrender (NC-17)
Jackpot (R)
Anal Antidote (NC-17)
Hard Candy (NC-17)
Harder Candy (NC-17) (NEW)

El Mundo Loco
Reader beware; there be parodies, satire, and lots of bashing going on here.
Kiba on a Naruto (NC-17)
Vegan Kiba (R)
Insex (R)
The End of Sasuke (R)
Naruto Moves to Venice (R)
Inuzuka Kiba's Lo~~~~~ng (Cock) . . . Day (NC-17)
Emo Cure (R/PG-13)

ASS: Adventures, Sex, & Shurikens
Herein lie a few KibaNaru adventures. And don't take that in a strictly-perverted sense.
Chakra Garden -- pt.2 (R)
Absolutes: A Sidestory (R)

Miscellaneous Smut
no bark, all bite (Kiba/Akamaru - NC-17)
Kank Gets Spanked (Kiba/Kankurou/Naruto - R)
Kank Spanks Back (Kiba/Kankurou/Naruto - NC-17)
Paper Doll (Kiba/Sai - NC-17)
Shadows Can Lick Too (Kiba/Shikamaru - NC-17)
Manipulation Mandrakes (Kiba/Naruto/Zetsu - NC-17)
Cookies and Ramen (various - NC-17/PG-13) (NEW)

KibaNaru Short Stories
A Band!! (R/PG-13)
A fleeting idea (R)
Elements 101 (PG-13)
NARUTO MUST DIE !!! (PG-13)
TROUBLE (R/PG-13)
VANILLA (R)

Miscellaneous Short Stories
Chew Toy (Kiba/Kimimaro - R)
Brains/Brawn (Kiba & Tsume - PG-13)
Juvenile Crime and Punishment (Kiba & Tsume - PG-13)
8-bit Spider (Kidoumaru & Sakon/Ukon - R)
Scratch 'n Sniff (Kiba, Naruto, & Sai - PG-13) (NEW)

Songfics
Top That! (Kiba/Hinata/Ino - PG)
Don't Eat The Yellow Snow (Kiba & Tsume - PG-13)

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Scratch 'n Sniff [18 Oct 2008|07:06pm]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | Danny Elfman - Mars Attacks! ]

WARNINGS: rated PG-13; language.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Sai has worked up a nice, little present for Kiba.

Here's an idea from last year. I've been meaning to post it for a long time now, obviously, so why waste anymore time? Let’s boogey.

There are inferable spoilers here.

Kiba sniffed. “What's this?” )

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Cookies and Ramen [18 Oct 2008|06:27pm]
WARNINGS: rated PG-13 to NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Here's a simple collection of Christmas one-shots for the holidays.

Each of these was requested by someone on y!Gallery. I've left one out simply because it was a story I had intended to write for many months and, therefore, needed to be posted by itself. Plus, when I took that one out, I was left with twelve stories in all, and that just fits the whole "Twelve Days of Christmas" thing, doesn't it? Yeah, it sure does. So break out the wassail, light up the fireplace, and enjoy this sometimes smutty, sometimes fluffy, sometimes disturbing collection of holiday drabbles.

Oh, and yeah, I know it isn't exactly Christmastime right now . . . I've been meaning to post this thing for about nine months, along with some other things I might be sticking up real soon. I hope you'll forgive the possibly-unpolished nature of them all. I might just make up for it with something new.

Anyway, there are a few inferable spoilers here and there.

“Like roasting chestnuts on an open fire.” )
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8-bit Spider [20 Jan 2008|01:57am]
[ mood | wrote non-porn ]
[ music | Portishead ]

WARNINGS: rated R; violence; language.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Kidoumaru has always liked playing games.
 
Well this premise might’ve already been done before, but when it hit me, I just had to write it. So here it is: an evening in the life of pre-Sound!Kidoumaru (that spider-guy).
 
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Harder Candy [13 Jan 2008|04:48pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | The B-52's - Love Shack ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: It’s always customary to take a cup of saké with you into the Leaf Village sauna.
 
Hey, look; I wrote a sequel to something. Akamaru hates getting wet, so he’s not here.
 
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Anal Antidote [09 Jan 2008|07:42am]
[ mood | cranky ]
[ music | Frederic Chopin - Valse op.64 No.2 ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; mild violence; language; nudity.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: During battle, Kiba gets wounded, and Shikamaru orders Naruto to carry out a dirty job.
 
I’ve already cum to this idea like twice, so I had to hurry up and write it already; nevertheless, I must confess beforehand that it is somewhat similar to a story I wrote recently, however, I don’t care—it’s hot.

So—without further delay. . . .

NO SPOILERS.

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Hard Candy [09 Jan 2008|02:34am]
[ mood | should be asleep ]
[ music | Eric Serra - The Fifth Element OST ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Naruto can’t wait to test something out on one of his comrades.
 
Super hot idea, must write. This is pure PWP nonsense, as usual.
 
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Jackpot [03 Dec 2007|12:21am]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | HORSE the band - R. Borlax ]

WARNINGS: rated R; language; nudity; implied yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Naruto hits the jackpot, so what does he win?
 
Conversations on the phone occasionally lead to misheard sentences. Misheard sentences occasionally lead to jolts of inspiration. Jolts of inspiration occasionally lead to this pointless piece of shit (a.k.a. a nonsensical drabble).
 
This makes about as much sense as me writing sappy romance novels . . . on purpose.
 
NO SPOILERS.

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Cucumber Surrender [02 Dec 2007|04:25pm]
[ mood | yay. ]
[ music | Nobuo Uematsu - The Extreme ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; implied yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Naruto always comes up with the most brutal dares.
 
Guess what, guys? This is partially based in reality. If you think it’s ridiculous, you are correct, but if you think it’s unrealistic, you’re partially wrong.
 
The title is the name of a song by a band called eX-Girl.

NO SPOILERS.

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At Soup's Request, or, Some New Written Material from Me [15 Nov 2007|09:33pm]
[ mood | happy-happy. ]
[ music | Hitoshi Sakimoto and Masaharu Iwata - Final Fantasy Tactics OST ]

Thanks, [info]handmethesoap. You've rekindled my love for writing.

Zhe’s Yaoi Meme of Doooom…For Authors!

Drabble answers – 50-100 words (these are all obviously pulled directly out of my rectum and not kept within the restraints, either)

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Is This Gonna Give Me Warts? [08 Oct 2007|07:45pm]
[ mood | woopity fucking doo, a new fic ]
[ music | John Williams - Star Wars Ep. I -The Phantom Menace- OST ]

WARNINGS: rated R; language; implied sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: After inheriting Jiraiya’s full summoning abilities, Naruto notices some interesting developments in himself.

This isn’t exactly canon, but who knows? It could be in the near future. I’d go into further details, but I’d rather you just find out what I’m talking about by reading the story instead. Also, this is done in pure fun and not to be taken too seriously—except for the concept, maybe. Feel free to yank the idea and plug in a pairing of your choice.

There is a reference to an earlier fic at one point in this story. The fic in question is “Bragging Rights.” You might read that one before you check this one out. It’s very short.

And there are some spoilers here, so reader beware.

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Bragging Rights [26 Jul 2007|12:08am]
[ mood | asdf ]
[ music | John Williams - HP OST ]

WARNINGS: rated R; language; implied sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Who’s gonna top?
 
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Kiba Gropes Naruto [26 Jul 2007|12:05am]
[ mood | whatever ]
[ music | John Williams - HP OST ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Well what were you expecting, Kiba?
 
Done in an IM. Based on a pic. This is terrible. My standards are gone at this juncture.
 
No spoilers.
 
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Kank Spanks Back [21 Jul 2007|06:50pm]
[ mood | beat ]
[ music | John Williams - Jurassic Park OST ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Kiba and Naruto are about to get a whooping.
 
Okay, then; here’s the sequel to “Kank Gets Spanked.” I’m really throwing credibility out the window right now.
 
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Manipulation Mandrakes [15 Jul 2007|08:16pm]
[ mood | soreish throat ]
[ music | Elliot Goldenthal - Museum Dis Duel ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Zetsu is spying on Kiba and Naruto. They come across some of his chakra-plants.

I wrote this for someone on y!gallery because I thought it was a slightly-original idea, especially once I added Zetsu into the mix. This reads like horror and comedy. It’s rather bipolar, and yes, mandrakes are poisonous. Do not eat them. These are special mandrakes.

There are some spoilers (like Zetsu being a character for example), but nothing serious.

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Kank Gets Spanked [13 Jul 2007|09:36pm]
[ mood | pluh ]
[ music | John Williams - Presenting The Hook ]

WARNINGS: rated R; language; implied yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Title says all.

This was written in about ten minutes. Akamaru is transparent.

NO SPOILERS, as far as I can tell.

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Paper Doll [06 Jul 2007|04:54am]
[ mood | rather awake ]
[ music | John Williams - Dennis Steals The Embryo ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; spoilers (moreso in the author notes); language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Sai takes a break from the stress of missions.

All right, I’m totally BSing Sai’s “greatest and most secret jutsu,” so just play along, folks. You can interpret this as a break from the mission to find Sasuke.

There are a few spoilers. They were mostly in the author notes, though not entirely.

“It is the penis power.” )

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Morning Routine [01 Jul 2007|02:44am]
[ mood | pleasèd ]
[ music | John Williams - Journey To The Island ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; spoilers; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: It’s just another day in the life of Kiba and Naruto.
 
Here is the revamped, restored, and redone version of my first Kiba/Naruto sex story that I wrote about a year ago. I’ve cut out most of the filth, trimmed down on the tangential sex, and hopefully presented something the equivalent of a dirty-smelly fluff-ball. It’s slice-of-life and porn-without-plot mixed into one delicious story. Enjoy.
 
And there are some minor spoilers, but they’re subtle; the reader must infer them.

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Forest Scene [26 Jun 2007|11:07pm]
[ mood | bit my fucking tongue just now ]
[ music | Yasunori Mitsuda - 時のみる夢 ]

WARNINGS: rated NC-17; language; sex; yaoi.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Basically, Kiba and Naruto are returning from a mission, and they decide to have sex.

Okay, this is half of an RP done with [info]handmethesoap. I was Kiba; he was Naruto (and he makes a damn good Naruto, I might add). It’s pretty hot, I think, and I’ve left it all in third-person omniscient for once, just so you know. I’m not lazy about it; it just works well in this. Eventually, I’ll be posting the second half. Possibly. If we can get it back on track again.

Anyway, there be no spoilers here, just lots of steamy man-sex instead.

Naruto started sliding his finger up and down the clone’s crack, smirking as he did so. “Like it, don’t you, Kiba?” He dug into its entrance a little. “Wanna fuck him even, huh? He’d probably love that.” )

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Juvenile Crime and Punishment [25 Jun 2007|02:19am]
[ mood | pleased and slightly aroused ]
[ music | Masashi Hamauzu - SaGa Frontier II OST ]

WARNINGS: rated PG-13; nudity.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own NARUTO.
NOTES: Kiba gets in serious trouble with his mom. Well, sort of serious trouble. Not really.

Another quick fic. Kiba’s obviously young in this. Don’t know if I even think he’d be such a little brat, but it’s cute to write nonetheless. Written for someone else. Surprise.

No spoilers.

“Gotcha, you little brat.” )

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